After arriving in sunny Spain on the Sunday and settling in, Monday was
soon upon us. Luckily for me, I wasn’t teaching until Tuesday.

First day at San Alberto Magno college. We caught the bus in the
morning with the kids which took us to the school. The kids were all so
interested and kept coming up to us to say “hello”. It was as though they were pre-warned the
‘giddys’ would be arriving as they all immediately recognised us as the English
people.
The school is great. It’s big and has everything. Swimming pool, tennis
courts, football and basketball pitches and 3 modern buildings which separate
kindergarten, primary and secondary.
The five of us (me, Natasha, Miriam, Tom and Hywel) were taken to the
teacher’s office and were sat down in front of a desk. This was probably the
scariest moment of the month as the memories came flooding back of our school
years and having to sit and explain yourself to a genuinely scary looking
authoritative person.
Our first lessons with this person, who I will now call Angel, because
that was his name, were good. Natasha and I (the Secondary-allocated Leonardos)
introduced ourselves and I made use of some photos I brought from England,
although I didn’t carry out any activities on my initial lesson plan due to
lack of introduction time as the students had to take a ‘pre-test’ for their
KET exam in a week or so. After this lesson we commented on how well the
students were behaved and Angel told us we would have no problems.
Well. The next lesson was Science. Yes, it appears there weren’t enough
English hours to go around so we got to ‘teach’ a subject both me and Natasha
were poor in during our school careers. We were pretty intrigued as to how it
would go. We arrived and the teacher didn’t seem to know a lot about why we
were there. I could go into a lot of
detail here but I won’t. Long story short, the lesson was a shambles. Students
were given a task to “talk about global warming” in groups. Well, can you call
that a ‘task’? Not really. Anyway, students spent the whole lesson running
riot, shouting, going to the toilet in groups of at least 4, and generally
causing havoc. The science teacher is also new to that school, and unfortunate
enough to be teaching a lesson the majority of students told me they don’t care
about, but for those students that do want to learn, you have to feel for them.
The following day we were faced with another science lesson. I and
Natasha felt a bit sorry for the teacher so played hot seat (back to the board
as you lot like to call it) with vocab they’d learnt previously. They really
enjoyed it but things got a bit violent and loud towards the end. Kids are so
competitive!
Hot seat is a game I’ve sworn never to do again with under 16s due to
the competitiveness and cheating involved. The first time I tried it as a lone
teacher, there was a full-on brawl I had to separate. I then introduced an
imaginary line across the room and said if anyone crosses it, they lose 5
points for their team. This stopped the fighting, but the students would then
spend half the game at the line taunting their opponents to cross, forcing them
to suffer the consequences. I then had to introduce the rule whereby if they left
their seats they would lose 5 points. This worked well, despite having to
deduct a total of 15 points during the game (for you new teachers, make sure
you carry out your punishments!). If you are going to try this with children, I
recommend no more than two teams (more than two is far too difficult to
monitor), and enforce these rules from the start.
Our first week in the English lessons, most of the students were
preparing for KET and PET exams. There was not a lot of teaching involved here
which was a bit disappointing, but I’ve recently discovered some job vacancies
asking if the applicant has experience with these exams, to which I can reply
with a ‘yes’ – A basic yes, but a yes nonetheless.

A few PE lessons I was able to join in with the students, enabling me to show off my
basketball skills and (lack of) footballing talent. On occasion, the PE teacher
and I would organise a 1v1 basketball match while waiting for students to get
changed, and one time, the two of us played against 10 primary kids. Great fun!
There was more English teaching involved in the later weeks, although the
school had a curriculum to follow which meant we had less freedom as students
had to work their way through a textbook. This wasn’t ideal but we were given
the freedom to pick and choose activities from the book, in addition to
creating our own, so long as they were directly related to the topic.
The staff at the school were all very nice people, one colleague in
particular we all got on really well with, our P.E teacher Juan. One of the few Spanish teachers making an
effort to speak ‘real’ English, and not the formal ‘posh-talk’ I’ve heard from
many of the teachers. “Good morning my dear fellow” was a common greeting in
the secondary staff room. Really?!
I don’t think I’ve ever used the word ‘hello’ as much as I did during
that month. I never say it in England, but it’s the only greeting those kids
are taught. Occasionally I greeted with “Hey, how’s it going?” only to get a
blank look and a “What?” in reply. This motivated me to find a way of getting
this vocabulary into a lesson – not an easy task when following books. Luckily
I taught a lesson about the differences between formal and informal speech, and
jumped at the chance to teach phrases such as “How’s it going?”, “What’s up?”
and responses including “Awesome” and “All good”.
If I achieved nothing else, I was proud of this lesson and would go on
to subtlety test students when passing in the school corridors.
The adult classes in Topschool I was allocated I was initially worried
about, but after the long days at San Alberto Magno either teaching from books
or exam prepping, it was a breath of fresh air to have the complete freedom to
do whatever I wanted with adults. I really enjoyed these classes and got some
great feedback from the students. The highlight of this was the long-running
story beginning with “Kill the teacher”, leading onto “alibi”, to “prison
break” to “island politics” to “design your island” which lasted a total of
four lessons. If I can find time I will explain this in more detail in a later
blog post.
I feel I have done a good job at the schools, and built good rapport with both students and colleagues. My final send-off at San Alberto Magno consisted of many high-fives, a few hugs and a few “I love you” comments. The adult class send-off was a nice after-school café visit with some of our students.

I am writing this just over a week after leaving Elche, and I am
already missing the lifestyle and the Leonardos so much! The experience has
been invaluable and for all you future Leonardo applicants who have probably
seen the tefl.com ad and thought, “That sounds too good to be true”, I can
assure you there is no scam here. Of the 30 people that were accepted to France
and Spain this year, everyone loved it. Make the most of the opportunity. Apply
and enjoy!
I have left Elche with many friends, some of which live in Elche, giving me another great reason to return in the future.
To conclude, I want to do the obvious thing and thank UKLC and
Topschool for this opportunity. I have gained so much more confidence in
teaching and enjoyed every minute.
Good luck to everyone in the future!
Mike.
ps. Sorry this blog is so late…